The musings of a madman...I mean woman

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glamourfromtheasylum:

want.

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frostblooded:

cestpresqueparfait:

geniusbillionaireplayboy:

funvee:

vengerturtle:

“You read 472 words per minute.
That makes you 89% faster than the national average.”

\o/?

You read 548 words per minute.
That makes you 119% faster than the national average.

wOOO!!!

You read 295 words per minute. That makes you 18% faster than the national average.

Whoooo I was told my a shrink in high school that I have a reading LD (and a spelling LD) so I’m pretty pleased with being average. Honestly when I’m really trying to concentrate while reading I tend to wisper it out loud.

You read 512 words per minute.
That makes you 105% faster than the national average.

Hell, I’ll take it.

You read 855 words per minute.
That makes you 242% faster than the national average.

You read 1,961 words per minute.
That makes you 684% faster than the national average.

Yes I do. I read Wars of Afghanistan in 18 hours.

Look at your man. Now back at Loki. Now back at your man. Now back to Loki. Sadly, he isn’t Loki. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Asgard Spice, he could smell like Loki. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in Asgard with the god of mischief that your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at Loki. He has it. It’s a casket from Jotunheim holding two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Asgard Spice and not a lady. Loki’s on a horse.

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iamfuckingeridan:

turntechgearhead:

ask-lillian-suki:

icat2012:

I wonder why I should dr-

OH THAT’S WHY C:

CAAAATIIIIIEEEE THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU.

wow

it actually worked hahaha

i love you

this is the greatest post ever

because it doesn’t lie to me

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